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The Enspeechification Effect

This one's for the policy wonks, the legal nerds, and the civic builders. Cory Doctorow coined "enshittification" to describe how platforms degrade by design. I want to borrow more than just the shape of that idea for something happening in speech law right now.

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What Asian Pacific American Heritage Month Means Today

At its best, an APAHM event involves the whole room, not just the people in it who happen to share my background. At its worst, it collapses into what writer Tim Wise once called the three F's of multicultural awareness: food, fabric, and festival.

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Why Americans Don't Take Shoes Off

Your shoes are dirtier than a toilet seat. That fact alone isn't really the point. What's interesting is what we do once we know it — and what that reveals about how we move through the world more broadly.

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When Free Speech Depends on Who's Burning What

I want to define a version of the mirror precisely, because I'll use it throughout this piece: a system in which identical expressive acts are evaluated differently depending on political alignment, whether through public rhetoric or through how a law actually gets enforced.

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The Question I Wish I'd Answered Differently About Free Speech

In 2019, I appeared on a Washington Post Live panel discussing rap lyrics, The Slants' Supreme Court case, and the First Amendment. Looking back, I realize I answered an important question incorrectly — not because what I said was false, but because it wasn't complete.

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When a Trademark Complaint Can Cost More Than a Listing

When a trademark complaint hits a global marketplace like Etsy, the consequences can extend far beyond a single listing. A recent dispute over the word “bruh” illustrates how trademark registrations, platform takedowns, seller status, lost sales, and limited appeal mechanisms can collide and raise bigger questions about trademark enforcement and the gap between a complaint and an actual legal determination.

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What Does a More Perfect Union Really Mean?

On an average day, somewhere between 100,000 and 135,000 flights take off and land around the world. Imagine, for a moment, that air travel operated at 99 percent safety. It is a number that sounds, on its face, pretty good.

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Why I Never Ran for Office

People started telling me I had the right temperament for office. I started to believe some of it myself. But I never ran.

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Dolly Parton Was Punk Rock

She spent a career being underestimated because of how she looked and talked, so she made that miscalculation the whole point. She never asked anyone's permission to be taken seriously. She just kept being undeniable until the labels other people put on her stopped fitting.

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Matal v. Tam Is Still Rewriting Free Speech Law

When I started fighting for the right to register The Slants as a trademark, most experts expected the case to remain narrow. Nine years later, it shows up in cases about social media regulation, professional speech doctrine, and government coercion of private speakers.

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Why Can't I Say That Word Too?

Most arguments about reclaimed language eventually collapse into the same frustrated question: why can they say it if I can't? The question assumes reclaimed words all work the same way. They don't.

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A Case That Brought Everyone to the Table

Several years ago, five student organizations co-sponsored my visit — including the Federalist Society and the American Constitution Society. They ordered pizza together. Nobody seemed to find this remarkable.

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